Trump Banishes Historic Resolute Desk After Billionaire’s Toddler Leaves “Biological Souvenir” in Oval Office

Trump Banishes Historic Resolute Desk After Billionaire’s Toddler Leaves “Biological Souvenir” in Oval Office

Iconic Presidential Desk Removed for Refurbishment Following Unusual Incident

In a shocking move days after tech billionaire Elon Musk brought his 4-year-old son to the Oval Office, former President Donald Trump has ordered the temporary removal of the historic Resolute Desk – used by every president since Jimmy Carter – citing urgent refurbishment needs.

The Germaphobe-In-Chief Acts

Trump confirmed via Truth Social that workers removed the 145-year-old oak desk on February 21, 2025, replacing it with the Chesapeake & Ohio Railway desk previously used by his father during George H.W. Bush’s administration. Security footage reviewed by White House staff reportedly showed Musk’s son X Æ A-12 exploring nasal cavities before wiping fingers on the desk during a meeting about cryptocurrency regulations.

A Desk With Diplomatic DNA

Crafted from timbers of HMS Resolute – abandoned in Arctic ice in 1854 and returned to Britain by U.S. whalers – Queen Victoria gifted this symbol of Anglo-American friendship to President Rutherford Hayes in 1880. The desk features:

  • 1,300-pound solid oak construction
  • Original 1880 brass plaque detailing its naval origins
  • 1945-added presidential seal panel (still showing war-facing eagle)
  • 1961 JFK-era height adjustment plinth

Presidential Rotation History

Desk Users Years Active
Resolute JFK, Carter-Clinton, Obama-Biden 1961-1963; 1977-2025
C&O GHW Bush (5 months), Trump* 1989; 2025-present

*Current temporary replacement

Refurbishment Reality Check

White House conservators confirm this marks only the third major restoration since 1880:

  1. 1945: Added Truman’s eagle panel
  2. 1986: Reagan-era plinth replacement
  3. 2025: Current surface refinishing

The National Archives estimates restoration will take 6-8 weeks using traditional techniques matching William Evenden’s original 1880 craftsmanship. Meanwhile, Trump continues using what he calls “a very high-quality temporary solution” while awaiting his preferred workspace’s return.


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